Lacking F-35B Crash Witness Describes Sound of Fighter Jet Going Down

A South Carolina man will always remember the day a navy fighter jet smashed down dangerously near his house … and you’ll always remember his description of the crash.

Randolph White — who’s now destined for Web meme fame — says he was in his toilet in rural Williamsburg County Sunday afternoon, simply having a shave, when he heard one thing “between a screech and a whistle.”

After which, he recreated the sound for WBTW News13 by unleashing essentially the most superb banshee-like squeal!!! You actually simply gotta see and listen to it to imagine it.

Anyway, ol’ RW says that sound was adopted by a loud growth, and he thought … “What on the planet is that?” The reply is an unmanned F-35B stealth fighter jet that had fully disappeared from the navy’s radar when the pilot ejected Sunday throughout a coaching flight.

Randolph did not see the jet, so he did not instantly report it — however modified his thoughts after considering it may need been a meteorite or a airplane flying too low.

Army police and restoration groups have roped off the huge particles discipline left by the $100 million weapon happening — and fortunately, nobody on the bottom was harm … particularly Randolph, who’s a freakin’ nationwide treasure.